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Sunday, October 16, 2011

How to get a wetsuit on a ten year old

We went diving last weekend and 'we' doesn't include me getting in the water. The wives get to drink hot chocolate while the husbands get themselves into all this gear:



The kids need to go diving too. Andre and I have decided that our kids one day will do diving too. We can't understand why all parents don't make their kids go diving. No talking back and no fighting under water!


But first you need to get them into wetsuits. If you're wearing a drysuit, the least you can do is give them a wetsuit or two.

Step 1: Have one adult hold child down.



Step two: Have another two adults force very tight fitting wetsuit (for maximum warmth) over child's legs.



Step 3: If you're in a generous mood also force booties onto child's feet. This will allow you to stay under water longer as said child will be less inclined to freeze completely.



Step 4: Load child with oxygen and you're ready to go.




Tip: patience is important throughout to ensure all children end up in water.



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